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Things Milo could be doing with his stubborn, high-spirited nature during these times of intense life changes:
1) breaking things
2) punching people
3) making himself throw up
4) launching food and overturning dinner plates
5) marking his territory with urine
6) stashing, storing, smearing, or otherwise playing with his own excrement
7) sneaking out and getting drunk with the guys...
8) hooking up with the loose girls at day care
9) making fake IDs with my iPhone
10) having nightmares, really falling apart...
I guess an occasional 2 hour bedtime show-down is small potatoes.
At first, I thought it was standard stalling and tried to be firm. But 30 mins in (20 mins after his older brother had started snoring), I stopped focusing on getting what I wanted and just started rummaging through drawers for a white flag to wave... When he sat on the top stair, twinkled his non-tired eyes, rested his full, puffy cheeks in his not-so-tiny hands and answered my, "You are going to bed right now" with: "No. I'm not." Then he got quieter: "I. Am. Not... Not going to bed... Not tonight." Then he looked at me, with pity and exhaled: "no. I'm not." Serious as a heart attack. People, I know when I'm beat. My mama did NOT raise a fool. I'm all about being the adult - "the parent" and setting limits. But it was the calm in his eyes- like the sea in a glossy travel brochure; it was his non agitated, purposeful stare... And as Yoda- oops, I mean - JAKE told me earlier today, "Mommy, do you know the secret to beating your enemies? Make them your friends." "Okay," I told my curly haired challenger, "If you're not going to bed, come down here and and help me clean up. You can start by cleaning up your cars." Trying to get them to bed early on transition day, I had planned to return the 17 die cast metal cars (we counted them aloud 4 times as he parked then in the shape of letters (and one time in the shape of a "mark" that I when I tilted my head a little I realized was a pretty perfect "question mark") away. When the cars were away, I had him put the couch cushions back and fluff the throw pillows. Then I told him to go get two books and we read them each - twice. Then we headed upstairs and drank a small dixie cup of water and as I laid him down, we talked about his day: The hole he dug in the sand (It was huge)... The sand he put on the slide (even though his teachers told him not to put sand on the slide)... We talked about kindergarten coming up in the fall.
He didn't know that I had already decided I wouldn't even be trying to leave his lower bunk bed until I was dismissed. Back when I worked in the ICU, I had this little rule, if a patient/or family rang his/her call bell 3 times within 20 minutes, I would pack up my charts and go in there and sit. I would first see what they needed, and answer their question or request; BUT then I would pull up a chair or desk and sit there yammering and/or charting until the patient and/or family would say something like, "You must have other work you have to do."
When I stopped peppering Milo with questions and the conversation started to lull, I didn't make a move to leave. I didn't even shift my weight, but still he grabbed my face and whined: "I NEED you." I held my hands over his hands, tight on my cheeks.
"I need you and love you too," I replied
"I WANT you." He pulled me tighter.
"I'm right here." I kissed both his palms and offered him mine.
"I ALWAYS need and want you."
"Me too." More kisses on his hands and arms
"You always... yell at me."
I laugh. "I SOME-times yell at you when you don't listen, but I am not yelling right now."
I snuggled in closer. "I'm staying right here until you tell me I should go."
Literally 10 seconds pass.
"When you hear the 'DING' you go.... DING!" He high-pitched the last word into a flawless, one-toned bell.
"Okay, when I hear that noise, I should go?"
"No. It ding'd. You should go now... it already ding'd."
Now I'm laughing, hard: "Wait... Now? go now???"
"Yes. You have to. It already Ding'd. Sorry. I love you. Now go."
When Katy and I were married, this was the song playing during our first dance together...
It is true, isn't it? Love is all you need.
And also, sometimes, it's no where near enough.
There will be more to write and share because this blog is really for our sons, and when they grow up, they deserve to know a bit more about the "say what now?" that we have set in motion. But tonight, it seems important to come clean on the Gin Soaked Olive...
Most of the last year has been a slow, heartbreaking dance of negotiation and decision (Katy's and my relationship hanging in the balance). As marriage equality, literally swept the country; as DOMA was overturned; as state after state leveled the legal playing field, it became more and more clear that our marriage was coming to an end. This Thanksgiving weekend brought to fruition the culmination of hundreds of hours of discussion and debate, and a physical split that has followed an emotional separation, a transfer of finances and home ownership, a filing for divorce.
In case I'm being too vague. We regret to inform our readers that, Katy and I have split up. Though we will always be a family, she has moved out of our home into a house she has purchased nearby, and we will share custody of Jake and Milo.
It is sad and difficult to explain. We have been and will continue to be as amicable as possible. We will always prioritize the health and happiness of our sons.
And I will attempt to stop writing on these pages using so much "we" and shift to the more appropriate, first person singular voice.
Daylight savings time is like that hot, undercover cop who comes to your high school to "deal with the drug" problem but then she ruins the life of the valedictorian because he's sweet on her and she asks him if he knows how to get her some drugs...
And by that i mean, it's nice to get that extra daylight and all, but really- the time shift 4 days ago has messed up these kids' sleep cycles. I don't know how or why it happens. It doesn't make any logical sense, but everyone is all coo-coo for coco puffs at bed time and all night long... And getting out of the house on time in the morning is a joke.
The other day, I'm buckling Jake into the car seat (seriously, every other kindergartner we know can buckle themselves in) and he holds up his hands in a full shrug:
"So, what's a 'Husband' anyway?"
I can't help feeling like I'm walking into a trap. I know he knows what a "husband" is, after all.
I think he's pretty much asking me why we don't have one, but I don't want to over-blow it.
I take a deep breath, knowing I have 15 seconds to figure out how to play this and I lead with my inner goof-ball.
"You KNOW what a HUSBAND is?!?" I say in my best, exaggerated, game-show host voice.
"No," he says with a convincing earnestness.
"A husband," I say matter of factly, "Is a man who is married. If a man is married, he's a husband. If a woman is married, she's a wife."
Jake contemplates his fingernails, while I continue, "When a man and a women get married, they are a husband and a wife." I employ a sillier voice at this point, "HUSBANDS and wives. Husbands AND wives. Husbands and WIVES... But SOMETIMES, there's a..." I pause for dramatic effect "WIFE and a WIFE..."
"Like in our house!" We say it in unison and he smiles.
I let it hang in the air like a "Ta-Da!!!"
"And SOMETIMES," my voice is full of drama and mischief, "There is a HUSBAND and a HUSBAND... But USUALLY..." I borrow the cadence of that dog food commercial from the 80's. "Usually... it's husbands and wives, husbands and wives, husbands and wives." (Kibbles and bits, Kibbles and bits, kibbles and bits).
Jake all but yawns. "Yeah," he says completely unimpressed with the theatrics, "I guess you just have to decide who you love..."
It's 11:30 pm and I should have gone to bed 2 hours ago with Katy.
I'm totally wiped out. Watching BS television and working on work emails and schedules that I can't get to during the day. There is a lot of stuff in me that I want to wiggle it's way out - onto the pages of this blog and/or some other writing space. But there are so many attention and time demands.
I'm working too hard at work to feel this behind the 8 ball. It's just a 60 hour job that I'm trying to do in 45-50 hours a week. and the time with the kids... it is so short and fleeting (except the middle of the night crying jags that we have been blessed with on and off these last few weeks- those don't seem so short)
These boys are so cute and happy and loved.
Jake is reading and learning about space in kindergarten. He's gotten really good at drawing and coloring. He likes wrestling and story-telling (or having stories told to him). Jake is solid and occasionally anxious. He likes patterns and predictability, but still asks me at night to "Sing me a song I've never heard before"). He vacillates between stoicism and complete intolerance of discomfort and hyperbolic expression of pain. Tonight, he banged his shins and when i told him it would be okay and he would feel better soon, he told me "I WILL NOT BE OKAY...THEY WILL NEVER FEEL BETTER... " After his bath when I absentmindedly pointed out to him that his underwear were ripping in the backside's seam, he burst into tears: "THEY'RE MY FAVORITE PAIR!" He wailed. I tried to express empathy for my softhearted, exhausted boy. But when it went on too long I had to walk away before I did something that would incite him. (Like try not to laugh hysterically while ripping the underwear in half.)
I notice him yawning when asked to recite prayers and songs or poems that I know he has memorized. The yawns are so predictable that I've come to recognize them as a form of avoidance and/or nervousness. The top 2 reasons he receives a reprimand these days are: for "talking baby-talk" (also usually happens when he knows he's doing something he shouldn't be or when he's afraid he might be wrong or in trouble - ie "nervousness") and not heeding the warning: "Be nice to your brother."
Milo is about 2 weeks off the binki (a story about that to follow) and still the happiest of us all. He will give you every version of toddler "F.U." if you try to get him to do something he doesn't want to, but oh, the laugh on that kid. as much as he gets labeled our "frat boy", Milo is also a sensitive soul. Usually rushing to us (and always his brother) to see if we're okay. Today, he took off his underwear, balled them up, handed them to me and said, "Here, smell these and you'll get a big surprise!!!"
Milo, hates hats and gloves and going to bed. He wants to go potty and wants a drink of water and ine more kiss and a song and a song and a song, and then he will place a tiny protective arm around the neck of the parent putting him to bed and give a pleading whine: "I want you." He is our little musician and tonight, he whipped through about 6 different songs that are in our bedtime ritual, but we've never really heard him sing before. He knew EVERY WORD. it was touching and startling in an "other worldly" kind of way. It turns out (as Katy pointed out) he ACTUALLY IS... a good listener.
They are my heart. My love. My pride and joy. These boys make me wish for more hours in the day, week, year.
Milo: We're boys.
Mommy: yes
Milo: Im'ma boy and Jakey. We're boys.
Mommy: (thinking I know I'm a 'girl') What am I?
Milo: You're an ADULT.
Mommy: Yes, you are boys and I'm an adult.
Milo: When I'm an adult, I'm gonna drink lots of things...
Mommy: Like what?
Milo: Like coffee...and tea...
Jake: and beer and wine... And soda
Mommy: yes. It's very exciting. When you get bigger, you can have some drinks that kids don't get to have. But every family is different and rules about what kids can have are different in different families.
Jake: Like what?
Mom: Like in some families the kids can have soda. And in our family, the rule is kids can't have soda. And some families don't eat any meat.
Jake (sounding alarmed): BUT WE EAT MEAT!!!???!!!
Mom: Yes, we eat meat, but in some families, the rule is "We don't eat meat."
Jake: But we do... We're carnivores.
My dad's Uncle George died the day before Thanksgiving (last week). As I prepared to go to the wake on Sunday, Jake asked where I was going.
Me: Papa's uncle died and TT and I are going with Gram'ma Bella to the wake. Jake: What's a wake? Me: Well, when someone dies, there is usually a wake and a funeral... Or some kind of ceremony where you can go say goodbye, and go hug the family and tell them that you are sorry about losing the person they loved. Jake: Who did they lose? Me: Well, Papa's uncle George died. So Papa's cousins lost their dad, and Papa's aunt lost her husband. When someone dies, we say we "lost" them. Jake: Oh.
I absentmindedly asked Jake if he wanted to go. It wasn't an accident exactly. He seemed interested and there is something I want to try to teach these boys early on about life being special and about death being a part of life. And about what it means to belong to a clan of people- that you have respect and are generous with your time, and sometimes you stop what you are doing to show up and bare witness at these events.
Jake: Maybe... I have to think about it. Me: okay (In my head: "ut oh")
(I never thought he'd agree...
After a few minutes, I thought of a way to deter my 'soft pants' loving boy...)
Me: You know, if you go, you have to put some dress clothes on. Jake: What do you mean? Me: I mean, I am going to put work clothes on and you will have to dress up. J: Like, in what? Me: Like a sweater, or a shirt and tie, and church pants and shoes. J: What sweater? Me: I don't know... like the new one that TT bought you...
(After a few more minutes...)
Jake: I'll wear a tie.
Me: Oh... Okay. (pause) So, we should talk about what it will be like... At a wake, there is usually a box called a coffin that the person who has died will be laying in. And there will be flowers and pictures and his family will be there and we will go through and hug all of his family- Papa's aunts and uncles and cousins. Jake: Okay. Me: And at some wakes the coffin is closed and you can't see the person inside but sometimes the coffin is open and you will see the person. Jake: LIKE A SKELETON?!? Me: Oh, no... He will look like he's sleeping. He will have his clothes on and of course all his hair and his skin... Maybe his eyeglasses... Jake: (interrupting) HE HAS EYEGLASSES?!? (The idea that he might see eye glasses seemed as shocking to him as the idea that me might see a skeleton.) Me: (giggling) I don't know... maybe he does or maybe he doesn't... The coffin might be closed, but it might be open. And he will look like he is sleeping, but he won't be sleeping because he isn't alive anymore; remember how we talked about what happens when a person dies? Jake: Yes. Me: Their heart doesn't beat anymore, and they don't breathe, and their body is still there, but their spirit isn't inside their body... ? Jake: Yes. Me: Do you still want to go?
Jake: Yeah, but I want to wear the red tie...
Katy likes to tell people that before she met me, she had never been to a wake or funeral. And now she never stops going to them. She is gracious about this and says that if it weren't for me, she would have had no idea how to conduct herself at her grandmother's funeral. I almost skipped Uncle George's wake, but it was at her "it's the right thing to do" urging that I was getting dressed to go. As a former ICU nurse, I'm more confortable than the average bear with corpses. I sometimes have to stop and remind myself that these things can upset "lay people". There are some funerals that children should NOT attend. Very tragic, unexpected deaths... funerals where the adults are generally falling apart and so grief stricken that they are not able to look out for the emotional well being of kids in the room...
When our friend Liz's husband died leaving her widowed with 4 children (3 of the 4 were grade school age and younger), of all of the things she did that impressed me, none impressed me more than her plan for the kids. After a brief appearance at the wake, she had them brought back to the house where Katy and I played with them and fed them dinner and got them to bed. Of course they had to go to their dad's wake, but the emotions were too intense and the line at the funeral home too long to subject them to the entire event.
When my friend John died, I have this stark memory of his nieces a few feet from the coffin only 6 or 7 or 8 years old and my brain was forming the judgemental thought, "What are these parents doing letting their kids just hang around here near the casket all night?!?" when their kiddie conversation came into auditory focus:
Munchkin 1: Do you know why he doesn't look like himself?
Munchkin 2: No? Do you?
Munchkin 1: I think it's because his soul has left his body
Munchkin 2: Yeah, so it isn't really him anymore... just his body.
I had the urge to stoop down to eye level and grip their shoulders gently and tell them that he didn't look like himself because the mortician in this joint isn't worth shit and has clearly never heard of blush or hair gel... but as I exhaled, the psycho urge passed and I realized that (of course) these children were wiser and more balanced than I. Truthfully, kids just don't have the baggage that we do. They don't usually bring their accumulated insecurities and fears into the room; or if they do, their accumulation is miniscule as not to even register.
When my mom saw Jake at the funeral home, she tried to hide from me that she was a little freaked out, asking several times, "Aren't you worried that he will have nightmares?"
And here's the thing. Jake already has nightmares. He's just like his freakin' moms. A few weeks ago he crawled into our bed and told us he dreampt that there was a fire and he was trying to save Milo. [A FIRE?!?! Seriously? Where did that fear come from, Disney?!? I promise, we've never talked about fires around the dinner table...] And last week, he was crying because he dreamed that his grandparents left without saying goodbye. Some kids have more bad dreams than others. I've got to try to find some books to see if there's a way to teach or talk your kids out of bad dreams, because I was one of those kids. At a very early age, I dreamed scary, stressful things. I still think that is part of the reason I stay up so late- Some of those dreams are sad and exhausting- maybe it's better just to stay awake.
Anyway, I've come to believe that 1) My dreams are not necessarily premonitions. 2) Bad dreams are not something that always happens because of unrest in your conscious life. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with your perception of safety or security. I know this because I was a very safe, protected, nurtured, sheltered child. And so are our boys.
Jake is a thinker and he reasons things out. He likes to be prepared. And even though Milo is comparitively our "spontaneous frat boy"... He also is a thinker, and a dreamer.
"You are not quite right" is what I've heard in response to the explanation that this first wake was a "dry run" for Jake. He will have to see some people he loves in coffins in the coming years and decades and this was his first. I'm sure we will have follow up conversations and clarifications, but he came through the event without a flinch or twitch or question. This was just an experience to him. Not positive. Not negative. Not even that big of a deal. Just something to stash away in his mental filing cabinet.
My working theory is sometimes (maybe) the sheltering and protecting that we do for kids is unnecessary. Sometimes (maybe) that "protecting" contributes to anxiety and unsettled emotions. (Emotions like, "What if I am not good enough? What if I can't handle all that I am asked to handle?") Trying to pad the sharp corners of the world isn't what I want to accomplish as a parent. Life is full of struggle and sadness, disappointment and grief. Our job is to teach them how to deal with downsides, show them that they can handle uncomfortable situations. Create a time and space where they can safely learn to be vulnerable and successful in struggle. I kind of believe that is the only way to fully appreciate joy and love.
Uncle George's wake was the perfect opportunity for Jake to see death. To see a body that was without it's spirit. Someone that he didn't know. An event that had no personal sadness or confusion attached to it. He observed a portion of the ritual without experiencing the associated loss/discomfort.
And when a kid that cries in the morning trying to decide what pants to wear (because he sometimes has trouble making decisions). When that kid tells me he wants to put on a tie and come with me to a wake, I'll go ahead and take him at his word. I won't tell him he can't handle it. I will stand next to him and let him see one way death can look. Because I trust Jake. Even at this young age, he is so trustworthy.
And I trust myself. I know if we stumble into a room or situation that upsets him, I will be able to talk him through that discomfort. I know Katy will always help me with that. I know she and I will resist the urge to remove painful obstacles so that our boys can learn to overcome difficulties (at least a bit) on their own. It won't always be easy. Sometimes we will fail by doing too much for them and protecting them too vigilantly and either forgetting to let them struggle or losing our steel when confronted by the reality of their discomfort. But we're lucky...
These boys already have the minds and hearts of strong, wise men. I'm so proud of them.
I've been following this blog. WARNING! DO NOT CLICK LINK if you are not in the right frame of mind to read about a five year old with Cancer. Ty Louis Campbell was born 6 days after our Jake was born. He lived in another state. We've never met him, and I've only been reading his family's blog for less than 2 weeks. He's been sick with a brain tumor for 2 years. His family nicknamed him "Super Ty". And today, he died.
October 17th...
Fifteen years ago today, one of my kindred spirits died. We were 24 years old when John died. I've known and loved him since my senior year in HS; and we spent some intense "coming of age" time in those tender "late teenage/ early 20's" years together... He's been dead more than twice as long as I knew him as a living soul, but I'd be a liar if I told you I wasn't all messed up about it today. I think about John every day, but I spent a lot of today beating myself up, and just being sad. It's just fucking sad that he had to STOP while the rest of us had to keep going and fill the place in the garden where he was growing up near us.
Today, I'm 39 and 1/3 years old and the promise of FORTY looms over me like a laughing ogre. I really buy into that stuff about people are only as old as we feel or act; but truth be told-
I'm feeling old.
October 17th usually does that to me. And Stories of kids dying has a similar effect. But it's not just psychological:
My body is creaking... My gray hair is growing in, my abdomen is full and flabby. My memory is showing signs of fragility. I've spent a lot of exhausting effort- keeping survivor's guilt at bay, trying to be sure I did a little more than I might have otherwise in the name of he-who-is-no-longer-with-us. (I'm not sure I've succeeded.)
I spent the early years after John's accident working hard to be sure I did not seal off my heart. And I still do a lot of meditating on settling into and celebrating the hardships and sometimes disappointments associated with "growing up" and aging.
Feeling the weight and simultaneous levity of every birthday is intentional. I will not lie about my age. I will not regret this ticking off of the years. "I've earned these gray hairs," I like to quip. And "Not everyone gets to be this age," I repeat at least annually.
John B. Klimaszewski was about as brimming with life as a body could be. He was about as energetic and full of possibility as any of us has a chance of being. He was completely human, prone to making mistakes of all sizes. But with a smile and compassion and generous spirit that makes you want to whimper about only the good dying young. To be fair, alcohol seems to also play a role in many pre-mature deaths. But I digress... I use his full name here because he died in 1997, before Facebook, before Google, before the internet was useful or organized.
If you die when you're a child, or even a young man- how can all that potential be lost??? What happens to it? What happens to all that people wished for you?!?
If you die before Facebook or Twitter, or even Google existed, did you exist at all? Where is the public record. Newspapers and stacks of town hall documents are not being transferred to the internet, they are crumbling apart in soon to be extinct metal filing cabinets.
There is the philosophical and there is the emotional.
My heart has broken right open for Super Ty, for his parents and brother... Their story has effected me profoundly. What will they do now? How will they handle their grief? Will they be okay? My heart still aches for John. All these years later- what I wouldn't give to be retweeting his hilarious tweets and harassing him via text right now... Comparing notes and stories about our children.
I've been shy about putting posts up about John on this blog- not because there's a huge volume of things I want to write about him, necessarily, but because it somehow doesn't seem to be "MY" story to tell anymore. My story contains a different cast of characters. And I'm not sure whose permission to ask to keep telling John's story (or at least the part of his story that I am privy to).
But I guess at this late stage in the game, I'm happy to have that conversation/debate if someone comes out of the woodwork and says I can't talk about him. I am desperate for stories about him to be told. No matter what you believe related to an after life, it seems to me that you can only exist here- in the world- if there is a shared understanding of you- If you stay alive in the memories of others. If the stories about you are told.
I went into my basement... to look for pictures... of him... And found the most amazing thing- a love letter from my wife. It was written just after we had first fallen for each other. Her love: sweet and exuberant and described to me in generous, flowery, metaphorical detail; in her own lovely handwriting.
- Way before we imagined how children would enrich our life and exhaust us and deepen our love for each other.
- Way before we could comprehend the hard work required of us by marriage.
- Way before we learned to rely on each other's strengths and encouragement.
I think it's okay to spend a bit of time wallowing in grief as long as you try not to get lost in it. I think the most important thing we can do for our dead is to acknowledge them, bring them with us, (sometimes slap their pictures up on the internet and tell a few stories about them) while we carrythefuckon...
During orientation today, the principal at Jake's school encouraged us to "get to know" her and share with her our "hopes and dreams for his kindergarten year." Kate and I sat side by side in a humid basement that they call the "gym/auditorium" and even though I was closer to bursting into a puddle of sweat vs. tears, that line did make me shrug away an emotional shudder. Maybe I hadn't realized I did have hopes and dreams for him at this early stage in the game, maybe i was shocked in these first few seconds of contemplation how basic they were.
Perhaps to a fault, I don't give a shit where he is with his reading or math. The kid is smart and a "pleaser" with two academic-minded moms, he will excel in school and be reading like a champ in no time...
I hope he has fun and learns to love those put in charge of his learning. I dream that what happens this year sets him up to trust the people we call "teachers" and to feel safe in the buildings we call "schools".
I hope he makes friends and learns how to be good and generous to other kids. I dream he has the experience of acceptance and friendship without learning to crave and chase the "high" of feeling popular.
I hope he somehow learns to appreciate the special qualities of others without feeling jealous. I dream he learns to appreciate the special qualities in himself without feeling superior.
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In the middle of the first 1/2 hour in his class room, Jake pulled at my pocket and said, "I have to go potty." His teacher showed him the room and he was in there for several minutes before the motion sensor light went out. Over the din of the classroom, I heard quiet yelling, "Anyone... Hey, Anyone... Anyone out there..." it was soft at first and grew louder. I realized what must have happened and the lights flew on as I opened the door and rushed in.
He shrugged at me, "Hey," he said, not quite embarrassed.
"Hey, buddy!" I said laughing in a way that I'd hoped would reassure him. "If that ever happens again, you just have to wave your arms around to get the lights back on again." I offered several more sentences in the way of explanation. And then I noticed his red face and watering eyes...
He was about to cry, and I didn't want that to happen... All these emotions rushed to me: he is way more nervous than we realized... He's afraid. And he was literally left in the dark, oh no...
And then I heard the splash as he dropped (what I later realized was the third) rather large turd in the tiny "to scale" toilet. Misty eyes, cleared and the normal color replaced the red in his cheeks.
Here's my kid! First thing he does at kindergarten is take a huge dump!! When I told the story to Katy later, she mocked me with her mind-reading skills: "Oh MY GOD... it's like when you go into a book store and the info overload sends you running to the public restroom!!!"
It's funny because it's true.
I couldn't help it. I reached down and planted a kiss on the top of that kid's head. "I love you so much, Jakey."
"Yeah," he said absentmindedly contemplating the status of his bowels. The absurdity of the situation hit a peak as he obviously bared down one last time. He relaxed his abdomen, shifted on the seat, took a short breath in and out, and I easily identified the cues- he had completed his business.
Looking up at me, he shrugged: "Can you believe I'm in kindergarten?!?" He asked excitedly.
Brief, awkward silence.
"Yes, baby. I'm so proud of you," was the only thing I could think to say.
I've admitted it before, and I'll say it again, this kid is weird. His moms are fine with it. In fact his brand of quirky, honest sweetness is probably less weird than we are. I'll sometimes tell him he's weird so he recognizes that word doesn't have to hurt: everybody is weird in some way(s). I dread the day when someone makes him feel bad or insecure about the amazing things inside of him.
I hope that doesn't happen to him in Kindergarten. I dream for him that when that does happen he has a good friend near him to reassure him that he doesn't need to make apologies for who he is.
Jake has a bunch of friends that he's gone to day care with for several years. Today, KK shouted to him in the parking lot, "Thank you, Jacob!"
"You're welcome," he spouted over his shoulder as we all walked away from the bus. When I asked him what he did that she was thanking him for he looked at me as if to say, "What the fuck are you talking about?" It became crystal clear in that moment that this is just the beginning of me asking what I think is a perfectly legitimate question and him acting like I'm blind, deaf, and dumb.
Colin is Jake's BFF since he was 6 months old. It's because of Jake and Colin that we are friends with Col's parents. Now those kids are stuck with each other at least through high school, because Katy and I have really grown to love those dirtbags (Private joke). When Jake asked us what a "kindred spirit" was recently (after the term came up in Puss in Boots) hearing the definition prompted him to report to us that Colin was his kindred spirit. Sometimes the two boys greet each other with this term of endearment (sigh).
Life can be hard, even for kindergarteners. I hope that he hits some bumps (even at this tender age) so he can start to grow confident in his ability to overcome challenges and obstables I dreamhe'll have some good little peeps by his side reassuring him and giving him sound toddler advice.
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A few weeks ago, katy and I both picked Jake up from day care. When the kids saw us come in together, it set off a sewing circle of banter among 4 four-year old girls. They were working on some craft at a low-to-the-ground, circular table and the image in my peripheral vision was oddly similar to a group of old ladies gossiping while shucking peas- heads bent together, hands busy, absentminded familiarity with one another. While I tried to get Jake to gather his things, I started to catch the content of their conversation:
Girl 1: Yeah, that's how it is.
Girl 2: He has two moms...
Girl 3: No dads...
Girl 1: No, he didn't come with one.
Girl 4: Not a dad in sight.
Girl 2: Nope, just only moms
Jake was oblivious and I realized that the arrival of the two moms simultaneously (when we usually took turns picking up our boys) likely prompted some solidification of the concepts that these little girls have been well aware of for a long time.
They weren't questioning the legitimacy of our family structure. They weren't trash-talking. Just hammering the points home to each other in a way that old friends might discuss the inevitability of an impending summer shower:
"Looks like rain"
"yessir, there's no way we're getting out of this one..."
"I guess we better bring the laundry in"
"These rains come and go"
"The sky is sure dark"
"It's been dry- we could really use the rain." I hope that it will be sometime before Jake is exposed to a conversation where he realizes there are people in the world that have a problem with his family. I hope if someone indicates there is something wrong with his family structure, there is a teacher (or one of those pea shuckers) right there on hand to immediately correct that lie I dream we have a few years of solidifying his confidence before he gets a wiff of this part of the world from anywhere.
I didn't cry today. If it hasn't happened yet, I've probably avoided it. But I wouldn't be surprised if it hit me later in the week or month. Putting this kid out into the world, further out of the sphere of our protective capabilities is humbling. It makes me feel the intense weight of human vulnerability. It makes me want to grab the break and slow down time a bit. It makes me want to pray more.
Okay... there. A few tears dripped down...
Is everyone happy now?
Milo's language skills have exploded.
Finally the kid can practically get his point across. He has so many thoughts and ideas but they are generally not recognizable by English speakers. Lately though, he is spilling over with impressive vocab and compound sentences. Today at a red light he told me:
"Red means 'stop' and yellow means 'slow' and green means 'go'."
He has known this for a long time, but could only get out a word at a time.
"YELLOW!" He'd scream as I blew through an intersection.
At some point in July, the kid was in the back seat of the car and he was stammering and stuttering trying to tell me something very important (perhaps that a tow truck had passed us) and finally he slapped his hands on his knees and shouted, "I'm tryin' TALK-TELL YOU SOMETHING-CAN'T!!!" I felt so bad and fed him a few lines to repeat: "Say, 'There's a red truck.'" He repeated it perfectly. "Say, 'There's a blue car'." Again, flawless. He nodded at me in what I perceived to be a "Thank you" and calmed down.
As I've mentioned, he is somewhat strong-headed and wickedly intelligent, but he can be lazy with pronunciation. He tends to eliminate "s"s completely. So when he's asking for one of his favorite songs "Stuck like glue" and he insistently implores, "I WANT UCKLIKEGLUE!!!" I spend the next 45 seconds making him repeat, 'cause I still have nofah king idea what he's saying.
When i finally figure it out, I"m like, "Milo, stay 'SSSSssssssstuck'..."
"SSSSssssstuck."
So okay, he can say it. He just frequently opts out.
Last week he asked Katy, "Did you get that out of the cabinet?" As clear as can be- like that was the most normal thing in the world for a 2 year old to say.
She looked at me and asked, "Did he just say 'cabinet'?"
"Yes. Yes he did."
In addition to improving his speech, Milo's been teething for what seems like forever, and drooling and sticking fingers and whatever he can find into his mouth. "Get your fingers out of your mouth," is my most frequently uttered directive. In our house (despite two Master's prepared nurses running the show) there is astounding ignorance related to germ theory. No matter how many times I explain about all of the various nastiness that can be on the bottom of our shoes, I can count on both of my boys to absent-mindedly scan their digits over every square milometer of their sneakers and Crocs, just to pass the time. Then everyone acts shocked when I'm screaming "GET YER DISGUSTINGLY DIRTY FINGERS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!"
Today, I guess Milo was a little sick of my badgering, but he showed me- just skipped the middleman entirely and went right to the source:
Mommy: (unsuccessfully trying to hide her disgust) GET YOUR SHOE OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!! Milo: NOOOOOOooooooo!!! Mommy: RIGHT NOW! Milo: (growling) I'm gonna bite you in the baby room! Mommy: WHAT?!? Milo: (mumbling) I'm gonna bite you in the baby room... Mommy: (softer and in a more serious tone) Milo, we don't threaten to bite people when we are angry... Milo: YOU ARE DANGEROUS! Mommy: You have no idea...
The kid is nuts. But there is nothing I don't love about him.
In the last 7 days, Obama freed the gays*, North Carolina outlawed them, we've celebrated/endured nurses' week, mother's day, and gone through a 12 pack of ginger-ale**. In the last seven days, the boys have worn their raincoats, their winter coats, and their bathing suits- so swings the weather in these parts at this time of the year...
The Ta-bar pool opened today at a crisp, cool 76 degrees. (We all went in but Katy). And I predict both these boys will be swimming without "swimmies" by the end of the summer (Mac and Cam are already there). Softball starts tomorrow. I have a lot to write about, but I'm so very sleepy.
The new job is absurd. Good, but a little like being a lost kid at a big fair... Except, I'm not a kid, and I have a map, but they change the fair grounds every night... and there are a lot of emails... And I keep staying awake every night wondering if I should suggest to my bosses that maybe they should keep the fair grounds looking like the map they hand out. Also, I find myself wanting to shout a lot, "THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES ON!"
*OBAMA did not actually free the gays, but he did publicly state is personal support for marriage equality which as Joe Biden would say, "...is a big fucking deal."
**Jake was vomiting last weekend and I spent Friday night wondering how my body could eject the contents of my stomach with such force that jet engine blasters seem comparatively ineffectual and weak.
Work has been horrific in these last few weeks.
Hyperbole is the word you are searching for to describe the tactic used in the previous sentence.
Let's try again... Work has been exhausting in the last few weeks: In that, "i feel blessed to be employed and have a job where I am valued, challenged, growing, and well compensated" kind of way. I'm just spent, and not getting all that I want to do done- neither at work nor at home... and I'm staying up too late to compensate for the lack of sufficient hours in the day; but that is contributing to the extreme fatigue.
Last weekend, I tried to ignore my professional side completely. It worked pretty well. After spending the day on Saturday with the boys- enjoying life, hiking, laughing, eating ice cream, soaking in the warmth and comfort of the sun, I spent Sunday trying not to batter my kids.
I'm not saying that lightly. I have wonderful, amazing children that I adore; that I would move heaven and earth to keep from harm's way... But I have to admit, nearly 5 years into this parenting gig, I understand child abuse in a way I never did before. Sometimes it takes all of your intellect and powers of reasoning, all of your coping skills, all of your spirituality and fear of hell and law enforcement officials to help keep you from inflicting corporal punishment. Sometimes you have to hide the belts and the wooden spoons from yourself, and keep your hands busy...
Sunday was that kind of day. The kids were just incorrigible. They were obstinate and whiny and ruthlessly disobedient. Jake got 5 time outs before 11 am. Milo was spitting and hitting and picked up a terra-cotta flower pot over his head in the most intentional and menacing way. I moved quickly towards him trying to sternly but calmly talk him out of. He gave me a little grin and threw it to the ground with all his might.
The day ended with the version of our bedtime ritual that does not involve a bit of TV (that had long since been punitively removed from the menu of options): PJs, brush teeth, read book, say prayers, sing a song... We got to the part where they each get a small sip of water (the final step, the part that lets them know, "day is done") and the brothers began fighting about who would take the first sip.
I am careful to alternate this ritual, but I couldn't remember whose turn it was, and the whining and protesting was instantaneous.
Jake: (bursting into sudden, over-dramatic hysterics) I WANT THE FIRST SIP OF WATER... I WANT TO GO FIRST!!!
Milo: (in full blown imitation mode) I WANT THE FIRST SIP OF WATER... I WANT TO GO FIRST!!!
me: (so tired of this silly shit and the fake crying) Work it out boys. You tell me who is getting the first sip... If you can't agree, then no one gets any water.
They each stood their ground, repeating their identical request/demand to be first. I counted to 3 and offered one more chance.
"I GO FIRST" they wailed in unison.
I appealed to Jake one last time: "Should your brother get the first sip? or should no one get any water?"
10 or 20 seconds passed while he considered his move: "No one!" He replied in what would be the day's final triumphant stand of quiet (possibly) stoic assholery. Milo seemed confused, but did not have the debate skills to negotiate anything further with either of us...
I walked away silently wishing them well, "Enjoy the cotton-mouth, suckers!" I would have said if my sense of humor was not also dehydrated.
"WTF was that?" I thought over and over in my review of the day. Where did we go wrong?!?
Today, we had friends over for dinner. The boys were really well-behaved and sweet. At bedtime (48 hours from the close of one of my top-10 least favorite days I've ever had as a parent) I had this conversation:
Milo: I wear your watch, Mommy?
Me: okay. (I put the too big watch on him and start singing) Good night my angel, now it's time to sleep and save these questions for another day
Milo (checking the watch and then whispering) 8 O'clock!
Me: (singing) I think I know what you've been asking me... I think you know what I've been trying to say...
Milo: (checking the watch, another whisper) 6 O'clock
Me: (singing and suppressing giggles) And like a boat out on the ocean... I'm rocking you to sleep
Milo: (checking, another little whisper) 9 O'clock
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Then, in between songs I sang while tucking in Jake...
Jake: Mom, when onions make you cry, do you think that's just their way of protecting themselves?
Me: Hmm...(trying not to laugh, lest he thinks I'm laughing AT him) It makes sense that that might be part of it, huh?
Jake: Yeah... a lot of plants and animals have all kinds of ways to protect themselves...
Me: (clutching my proud and overworked heart) Yup
[Author's note: This post is a little more raw (and long) than most that I put up... I've just had a lot on my mind and I'm trying to "Shake some things out". To all our peeps out there who are going through crazy shit. We love you. The greatest gifts include friends that will not only support you, but turn to you and lean, rely, and/or involve you in their sorrow. The friends that wade around in the muck with you are treasures, but the ones that ask you to be in the muck with them are truly a gift. To all of you who are willing (and even eager) to read the multitude of words below- and read this blog on a regular basis, I hope you know that supporting my writing this way is a gift that I can't really repay except to say, "Thank you for hanging out with me in the muck that my mind creates. I really appreciate it." This post has taken me about 2 weeks to write and another week to "clean up". It's still a disaster and probably not fit for public consumption. HAHA! Enter the Blogosphere... especially after that really sweet thank you that I wrote up there, you're practically emotionally blackmailed into reading the snivel below :)!!!] ---------------------
I'm in one of those "things" right now. It's a warm, sunny 65 degrees out. The mild winter has given over to an early Spring. Our bellies are full. Our money is sufficient. Our careers are fulfilling and still full of promise. Our children are healthy and beautiful, talented and delightful. Our family and friends abundantly generous and loving. But...
Regrets collect like old friends Here to relive your darkest moments I can see no way, I can see no way And all of the ghouls come out to play
And every demon wants his pound of flesh But I like to keep some things to myself I like to keep my issues drawn It's always darkest before the dawn
I'm in a tender spot. When I just carried a sleeping Milo from the car to his bed to finish his mid-day nap, I nearly broke apart into tears- tears of happiness, tears of sorrow, tears of worry, tears of heaven only knows what. Carrying him, I couldn't help note the weight of him- symbolic of so much contradiction: He's so big and so tiny at the same time. He's everything we needed to complete our little family, everything we wanted and dreamed of... he's so needy and so independent. At 2 1/2 years, he has already changed me, taught me things I didn't know I didn't know. I went to put him in his bed and stopped and held on. I cradled him close for a few more moments. I thought of our friends and family members who have lost children and pushed that terrible terror back down into my gut and summonsed the happiness and clarity of this perfect moment. His weight and beauty so tangible. This is parenthood, the weight of holding on, the weight of letting go. The joy and grief of holding on to something that you are simultaneously preparing to let go of... Like the very breath in your lungs.
"Waiting for the other shoe to drop" used to be something I did with intense vigilance. But for most of the last 10 years, I've gotten better about it. Be present, be zen, consider the lilies in the field... yada, yada.
I think I've mentioned it here before, I come from people that tend NOT to be superstitious; but sometimes one or two living ancestors will admit that within the core values subtly passed down (especially to and from the women) is embedded a belief that you can somehow ward off tragedy if you put enough effort into preventative forms of worry.
And I've been a fool and I've been blind I can never leave the past behind I can see no way, I can see no way I'm always dragging that horse around
All of these questions, such a mournful sound Tonight I'm gonna bury that horse in the ground So I like to keep my issues drawn But it's always darkest before the dawn
The last several months, life for me personally has changed considerably- almost entirely related to changing jobs. I had to say "I'll see you around" to some very fun, lovable, trustworthy friends that I worked with every day. And then I started to spend my days as a stranger on foreign turf with people I don't know well, if at all. I left a position where a lot of decision making authority was in my hands, to take a position where there are several more layers of managers above me, weighing in on decisions that would have been mine at the other shop.
Due to the size of the institution that I currently work at, earning trust, making a good first impression, and doing lot of homework to understand history and context has become the most important aspect of my daily professional life for the past 3 1/2 months. Learning a bunch of new names, systems, and the rules of an odd new game is the kind of roller-coaster excitement my brain thrives on, but the kind of "why am I stuck to the side of this centrifuge?!?" nausea that my intestines just can't wait to be over.
Concurrently, longer work hours mean that the family dynamic has shifted slightly. The boys (who were theoretically equally reliant on both Mommy and Mama) have grown to expect more time with Mama during the work week. The job is going well, Katy has been amazing, but I have to admit all of this has left me to feel a bit vulnerable and somewhat insecure in my roles both at home and in the office.
Frankly this is an unsettling side-effect of what should be a win-win scenario. By all accounts, I am doing well in the new job- getting great feedback about my performance and feeling at least an intermittent sense of accomplishment. Additionally, our family structure is a might bit stronger now owing to the increased money and stability, that accompanies the new job.
It's confusing to just not feel "happy-happy-happy" when all indicators (seasonal, economic, social, professional) indicate that conditions are more than ripe for contentment and bliss...
Shake it out, shake it out, shake it out, shake it out, ooh whoa Shake it out, shake it out, shake it out, shake it out, ooh whoa And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back So shake him off, oh whoa
For whatever reason, my reaction to the stress of these "life-changes" includes a heightened awareness of all that can (and does) go wrong in life. And an empathetic desire to run to people that I love who are in heavy-hearted times and wrap them in some magic blanket... Maybe as a way to deflect my own fears and insecurities.
At this very moment in time, we have friends that are sick, dying, have cancer, have children with cancer, are on the brink of divorce, trying to forgive a spouse for cheating, are losing their parents, are losing their jobs, are reeling from the suicide of a friend, are trying to recover from depression, illness, injury, addiction, are picking up their lives and moving across the country to follow their dreams... I'm not generalizing here, like, "We mostly likely know people who are going through these types of things..." I mean there are individuals that we care about very much that all of those things are happening to.
And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back And given half the chance would I take any of it back It's a fine romance but it's left me so undone It's always darkest before the dawn
Oh whoa, oh whoa...
One of the mornings in the last several weeks, both boys were in bed with us- a surprisingly rare occurrence- and Jake, recovering from his 2nd bout of pneumonia in as many months, hacked a junky hack without waking; and Milo put his hand on my face and sighed a sleep-drenched sigh. I reached over and touched Katy with my palm, the underside of my arm resting on the two small heads in the middle. In that moment, I felt so light. Yes, our days were slightly too filled with mucus, yes we are a bit over-tired, and yes, I was awake at the unGodly 3:44 AM... but this was the exact type of moment I yearned for all those years ago when we were ready to have a child, and it wasn't working.
I had this private moment of pure contentment and gratitude and then a few days later, C texted me from CA.
"How's it going?" I inquired which has recently become shorthand for "How's life in the strange, stressful land of baby-making?" (Or Turkey-baster-ville as we're inclined to refer to it with our lesbian friends). She texted that they had decided to take a break from "trying". "oh..." I replied. "It was just a little too sad."
Yup. That wasn't just a text to me. Ugh. The memory of that place is not so far away. It came flushing back like a big wave. Reading that message on my iPhone, I FELT that sadness. It brought all my (current, unfocused, and practically unexplainable) sadness to a sharp point and in solidarity, I wanted to jab that point into my forearm.
Oh, that place of ache- Where you finally put out into the universe what you really WANT and it is not something small or material, but something tremendous and life altering. And you do it in humility with an understanding that you don't always get what you want; but you do it intentionally and you try to be patient in that place of uncertainty and vulnerability... And when it doesn't work, when the pee stick comes up negative month after month, at first it catches like a hangnail on your psyche, and then it starts to feel like something life-threatening. And you don't know why it hurts that much because you look around and your life is pretty damn good. It's confusing to feel such gratitude and such grief at the same time.
The very same hour I received the text from C, I heard this story on NPR. And I just couldn't believe the timing. I had a little epiphany, and got a little closer to understanding it.
I think the reason it hurts so much is because your kids are out there, and you're worried about them even if you haven't met them yet... You can feel these little spirits out there- the ones that are to be your children. You feel their breath on your neck sometimes, even before they exist. You feel it so real it cannot be mere imagination. And you want to trust what you've been told (what you generally believe) that everything happens for a reason... all in good time, etc... but still, ask any parent... being away from your kids is really quite devastating.
And I'm damned if I do and I'm damned if I don't So here's to drinks in the dark at the end of my rope And I'm ready to suffer and I'm ready to hope It's a shot in the dark aimed right at my throat Cause looking for heaven, found the devil in me Looking for heaven, found the devil in me Well what the hell I'm gonna let it happen to me
One of my best friends from childhood, A, is in the last heat of the parenting Olympic trials. The event is a new one called: "You think you've had a bad year? You should see the shit I've been dealing with for the last 12 months!!!" If you turn on the news on any particular day you realize that she's probably not even in medal contention, because there is no limit to the amount of heartbreak in the world. But last May, her oldest son was convicted of a serious crime. After sitting through a trial during which the police involved contradicted their own testimony and perjured themselves, and the "victim" denied the original accusation on the witness stand, she started to believe that everything was going to be okay. And then had to listen to the jury return a guilty verdict that was beyond the understanding of most of the legal experts in the room. Her son has been in a maximum security state prison since he was sentenced and though it's been nearly a year, there is no word on when the appeal will be scheduled.
The physical, psychological, and societal separation from her full-grown (but-still-her-baby) son has been shocking. Yet, as she walks around, people can't even perceive the sadness she has endured. She's one of the strongest, most loving, generous, resourceful, lacking in self-pity, and rational people I've ever known. In the mean time, her 18 year old (second) son has told her she will become a grandmother in a few months. Not a tragedy by any stretch- but still- could we just possibly have dealt with one thing at a time. Speaking to her on the phone, I'm all like, "Don't buy one, single baby thing without checking with me first b/c we are about to unload everything you need from crib to boppy and I even have a whole bunch of stuff you'll probably wish you never heard of..."
I try to talk to her about what she needs, if there is anything I can do. But mostly what I want to ask her is, "How is your heart? Is there anything I can do "mother-to-mother" to help plug up any of the holes in your armor that might leave you exposed and vulnerable?" She tells me nonchalantly that this has taken it's toll on her relationship with her husband. And more pressing, he is finally working on treating his addictions. My heart sinks. Not really surprised at this news, that this has been happening in the background too. I just want to shake a fist at the furies and say, "GIVE HER A BREAK"!!!
"I don't know how you're holding it all together," I tell her.
"As if I have a choice" she says. And then she puts it out there and wraps the truth around both of us: There is nothing that matters as much as these things. This year of razor sharp heartbreak somehow brings with it validity and redemption. Sorrow to better enjoy the sweetness of life. There is no choice but to experience sorrow in life, but if there were, it might not be the best idea to opt out of it.
I do understands what she means. If you've never spent a day clawing out of a cave, or stroking a hand in a hospital room, or anxiously waiting outside of an ICU or a courtroom, it's hard not to pity your innocence. Blessedly rare are those individuals that are able to look upon and recognize actual happiness without the focusing lens of sorrow and heartbreak.
All I can say, to our friends C and L (struggling in Turkey-baster-ville) is, "I know. I'm sorry. Hang in there." I want to leave it at that because in my experience, when you are trying to get pregnant, people offer way too-fucking-much in the way of opinions and advice. But since no one has ever accused me of talking too little (why use 5 words when you can write 2500?) I'll add an encouraging, empathetic, tender-hearted:
"Get used to it".
Barely relying on metaphor, this is the start of parenthood. That negative pee stick, and all the things that will happen before and after you and your children are reunited it's like boot camp for your hearts; for the endurance marathon that follows. Stretch and pull and run, and use ice and heat intermittently to soothe your aches, and start to believe that you can do it, because you can... (but believing that you can is really half the battle).
It's already started, you don't even really have a choice in the matter. It's both a long wait and a heavy weight.
But you can do it.
Shake it out, shake it out, shake it out, shake it out, ooh whoa Shake it out, shake it out, shake it out, shake it out, ooh whoa And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back So shake him off, oh whoa
Shake it out, shake it out, shake it out, shake it out, ooh whoa Shake it out, shake it out, shake it out, shake it out, ooh whoa And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back So shake him off, oh whoa
* You would not F#@king believe what my kids are doing right now!?!
They are in the kitchen, 1 room away- playing together. Playing a game of their own mutual, instinctive invention; complete with spontaneous changes of position and offensive/defensive posturing. This game seems to be oddly competitive AND collaborative. There is no scoring, but nameless points seem to be earned by 1) Amount of noise made, 2) Ability to make your brother laugh, 3) Skillful kicking moves to propel a kid-sized yoga ball across the room, 4) Incorporation of kitchen furniture in the field of play.
There are power blocks and time-outs for body poses and setting up the next play. There's a scream during every maneuver and belly-giggles at every play's completion. There's a lot of wordless NOISE punctuated by bellows of "COME! ON! JAY! KEY!" (from Milo) and "YOU LIKE THAT, MI-MI?!?" (from Jake) and "HUT 1, HUT 2, HUT 3, HIKE!" (from both). The game they are playing is nothing like football, but somehow that stance and protocol has an obvious place in their contest.
Katy and I are (watching the Patriots play the game that will hopefully get them back into the Superbowl and) trying to stay out of the boys' game. But at the 37th (or so) minute mark, we are pretty sure there will be a head smacking against a wall and ensuing tears to pause or end the game at any minute. I can't believe my wife is okay with this volume, but the times they are a'changing and it is fairly awe-inspiring to see these little boys collaborating and entertaining each other with such gusto.
It's been a long time since I've blogged. There have been a lot of changes in my life- that can simply be summarized by saying I started a new job. I have been working my ass off, Katy has been working her ass off to support me in this new endeavor. Things have been in motion since the summer when I first interviewed for the position. Getting the job and negotiating the offer, making the decision to leave my old job and then transitioning out of a place that I have been for nearly 8 years- leaving co-workers that had become some of my best friends; starting a new job 7 weeks ago right before the holidays, this has been A LOT. It was the right decision for me, but this weekend, my body cried, "Uncle". I'm exhausted with a fairly significant cold. I spent most of the last two days working up to intermittent bursts of energy that were used to shovel freshly fallen snow, go sledding with the family, and run a few errands. The rest of the time, I have been reading and laying around with a heavy, drippy head and stuffed sinus cavities that left me feeling woozy and weak. I feel a little better now, but not quite ready to start the work week again.
Blogging more regularly was not a New Year's resolution this year, there were too many other New Year's resolutions that had to take precedence, but I really miss it and and intend to pay a bit more attention to it, now that I have gotten my toes submerged at the new job.
If you are still reading and checking in at the GSO, thank you! I've really missed spending some time with you here in this space. I can't wait to catch you up on the boys- they are so freaking cute and amazing... I just don't think I could love them any more than I do!
*Both photos are copyrighted and courtesy of our friend and photographer, Joey Jones. He's a great guy and does great work, check it out
Jake: (As Katy is offering him a sandwich) I. DON'T. WANT. IT!!!
Katy: Try again, Jake, we don't talk like that.
Jake: (instantaneously) Um, Mama, thank you for offering that to me, but I don't really want it right now.
Me: Ten points for Griffindor!
Katy (Under her breath to me) Way to set the future bar higher for yourself, dude... It makes more sense now why he keeps getting all those stickers at school...
I have become increasingly amazed at the introspective power of children in general, but also toddlers in particular.
It's more than that thing that will make a child look at someone with bad acne and say, "why do you have all those red dots on your face?"
Or size up a person of small stature and inquire, "So, are you a midget or something?"
I'm talking about when a kid is trying to label and understand the world and they come up with an explanation that is at once S-I-M-P-L-E and COMPLETELY profound. Jake does this over and over again, with such frequency and such little fanfare that I can never even remember the examples or conversations. But I have witnessed him capture the essence of "human fears" and "economics" and "relationships" with dialogue that was not parroting of adult explanations but instead an application of some previously internalized concept to a different or more abstract situation...
Boy: We take good care of our friends right? Mom: yes! Boy: And we share with them... Mom: yes... Boy: But people we don't know might be our friends? Mom: yes... Boy: And we should be nice even if they aren't our friends... Mom: Yes! Boy: I would share my snack with anyone that needed it. But if my friends needed more snack, I would have to save some for them and me- and not just strangers... Mom: well... Boy: What if people take our stuff and then we can't share with friends Mom: Um... Boy: Sometimes people that are mean are just sad... Mom: huh? (wondering if I ever told him this or if he is coming up with this on his own) Boy: Like Doc Hudson was in Cars... about his accident... Mom: (sigh) yes Boy: He wasn't Lightning's friend, but then he was after... Mom: Yup. Boy: Sometimes, it's like everybody is our friend, but also, everybody is not our friend. Mom: (holy shit!) yes... essentially.
That is a compilation and not an actual conversation, but people wonder why I say things like, "yes... essentially" to my kids. It's because if you are going to give me some Gandhi-esque sound bite, I'm not going to reply, "You're so silly, boo-boo-bear!"
This morning it was a slightly different twist...
First of all, Milo AVOIDED ALL THE PUDDLES IN THE DRIVEWAY!!! Katy and I have been working on this, with (occasionally) painstaking patience. We've tried to teach and show him that there is a time for PUDDLE JUMPING and a time for NOT puddle jumping. This morning, we implored, "Please AVOID the puddles, Milo!" and he did a soft shoe around them walking carefully as if solving a puzzle.
Both moms were thrilled and tripping over ourselves to take credit for teaching him to be this amazing and then we quickly swapped saying, "No, it was you honey... You are the reason he is so wonderful!!!"
At that point while we were giggling with each other near the front of the car, we overheard some absent-minded muttering in the back seat: Moms: What, Jakey? J: You know what Syndrome says on the Incredibles? Moms: No, what? J: "When everyone is super... no one will be." Moms: huh? J: Syndrome says, (with more emphasis on each word) "When everyone is super, noonewillbe" Moms: (blinking at each other silently) T: (to katy) Of 115 minutes of movie, THAT's the line that sticks with him on an average morning on his way to school?!? (laughter) K: (to me) You're the one that planted your creepy "dark" poignancy in him...
The truth is, it is just too hard to write about them now using the sterile initials. In real life, they are so 3D and vibrant and textured... AND so much of who they are starts with what we call them.
At least Jake, on occasion, gets called "JB" by me, outside of the sphere of the GSO. But Milo is Milo and writing "ML" instead of "Milo" feels like a big lie. It feels a little too much like creating a clumsy alias "He-who-must-not-be-named"... It feels like having to watch the entire Wizard of Oz in black and white... At this point in time, using only their initials feels like I'm putting a veil or blanket over the heads of 2 of my most favorite people in the whole world.
When they were first born, using initials for the boys seemed like the right way to "protect" them and give them some anonymity. But that does not seem necessary now. These boys are so far from anonymous (especially to the readers of this blog). Continuing to use their initials in place of their names is like trying to explain their personalities without words. Katy and I love the boys' names so much and we think each has grown into their name, enriched the name we gave them beyond even what we hoped it might mean. Each has filled his name with depth and definition and also bent like a moon into the pull of his name. I agree with Shakespeare, that a being would likely be unchanged if it had been given another name. Yet, our boys cannot be separated from their names in my mind. The essence of who they are is entirely intertwined with their names.
We call Jacob- "Jacob", "Jake", "Jakey", "J", "JB", "Jacob Brian". He answers to all of those, but ALWAYS introduces himself as "Jacob". One time, I asked him if he wanted me to call him "Jacob", if he minded that we called him Jake (I held my breath, knowing that this would break my heart a little, if he asked me not to call him Jake. But the first rule of caring for someone in nursing is you ask what s/he wants to be called. If you respect someone, you let him define himself and not impose or omit his name or title... Even if you are the people that named him.) Jake replied, "no, you can call me Jake... or Jacob". He was nonchalant and steadfast. And I felt so relieved that he seemed to really be comfortable with the options we offered him when we named him.
Milo is Michael Logan (yes... like J-Lo). When we named him, we figured, he wouldn't be tied to a "trendy" name if he didn't like or "fit into" Milo. But I would be shocked if he grew to be called anything else. He is "Milo" as much as tree is "tree". "ML" is just off-putting and lame compared to this dynamic little force of light and life and willful opinions and giggles and sweet kisses and musical prowess and hypnotizing stares that we call "Milo".
I love these boys! I love who they are more than what we call them. But I do also really love their names.
For those of you that don't know, that is a Lady Gaga song... Edge of Glory - a song that our family is a bit obsessed with right now. I have an entire essay (vaguely outlined) inside me about how much I respect and adore Lady Gaga, and how if I can feel this way (as an older, mature, fairly "formed" female) I imagine you can multiply that by a million and barely score the surface of the desperate adoration experienced by millions of 12-20 year old women.
But that's a story for another day. Currently, I live with a (3-days-shy of) 2 year old who may simultaneously be Lady Gaga's biggest, youngest fan... and the ruin of her in my eyes. Milo*** won't let it go. He loves her. Her NEEDS her. And the little monster drives a hard bargain. When it comes to nagging us to play her music, he has the attention span and tenacity of Jane Goodall in the jungle. All he cares to listen to is Lady Gaga. And he is insistent. And I know you are thinking, "How can he know??? What does he really know about it???" But he does and he gets pissed if we try to listen to any other music. He acts heartbroken as if all other music is a compilation of dissonant chords and harmful to his dance-party way of life. For now, his parents are equally stubborn, and when we can't take another 50 rounds or 50 miles of Lady Gaga at the audio helm, we are getting used to listening to all other music with Milo screaming in the background: LADY GAGA... LADY GAGA... PLEASE, MOMMY, MAMA... NO... NOW... GAGA...GAGA...WAAAAAAAAAHHH
(It goes on and on).
So, the title of the post also relates to my mood these days. I'm a little off-kilter; not sleeping enough; doing my best to balance. Finding myself needing to write more, but not writing. Finding myself needing to eat less, but eating like cRaZy. Finding myself wanting to exercise, but not turning the machine into high gear.
Despite what you just read, I'm pretty damn content with this life we are living right now. I am full of gratitude. I am amazed by my wife and our sons and basking in their glow. BUT... I am experiencing a fog of apprehension, and that familiar angst that comes with waiting too intently for the other shoe to drop.
The summer is fading, but it has been quite wonderful. Despite the fact that we experienced an earthquake (my first) and a tropical storm in the span of 5 days, we've had tremendous weather.
We’ve spent a lot of time this summer swimming and playing (and eating food) with friends and family…Some of that food has been seasonally fresh and healthy, and some of it char-grilled, processed, fried, and yummy (but very much the opposite of “good for you”- unless you are counting the “good for the soul” excuse that I keep coming back to.) We've had some terrific vacations: Ohio in July, Rhode Island in August...
This last week, though has found me in a bit of an angst-y, Don't-look-down-you've got-too far to fall melancholy.
To be fair, it's about to be autumn and I have a history of angst-y autumns at various times in my life. At this latitude, in this hemisphere in September and October, there is a very specific change in the angle of sunlight.The time of sunset sprints back toward the afternoon.It is still “summer” during the day, but the temperature plummets 20 degrees by a few hours after dark. You can close your eyes and smell the air (before more than a dozen leaves have changed color) and know you are breathing the first breaths of autumn. You could be in 80 degree sunshine, but know that shifting glare on the horizon means that the summer warmth will dissipate after dark.
Today is September 11th. I just finished watching the season finale of True Blood (a totally f'd up TV show that I can't quit) and about 2 hours of 9/11 "never forget" coverage. And I can't help but wonder, who is that slogan for? Isn't forgetting required a little in order to heal. I got my first glimpse of the WTC memorial and I just sort of burst into tears- it was the visual of the pools- water plunging down into the footprint of the original towers. I couldn't help but think of those people that jumped. I'm not one to get overly sentimental, but something about firefighters dying will always cause me to come a little unglued I think.
It's not just Sept 11th...
Last week, a 4 1/2 year old boy (a friend of a friend's kid) drowned in a neighbor's pool. The parents are a lesbian couple. The kids were with a sitter at the time of the accident. Feel the weight of that devastation for a moment.
Next week, the trial is about to begin for the second man who was caught in the act of, and then confessed to, robbing, pummeling, sexually assaulting, and murdering our friends one summer night in their own home FOUR years ago. But until the end of this trial we have to keep saying he "allegedly" did these things. His team of lawyers seems even more desperate and untrustworthy as he has shown himself to be. I know they have their job to do. But this guy is the one that is going show himself to be some kind of real SOB and I know you are going to have to put up with a little ranting from me in the coming weeks...
Then, there's Jake*** and Milo*** with their impressive, end-of-summer tan lines, and their ever-expansive brains and sharp observations of the world, and their little perfect bodies growing out of toddler-hood and baby-hood respectively. I know they are still young, but they are already growing up. And it's hard to imagine how we will continue to keep them safe when we know so much about how things can go wrong in the world.
There was a festival in town this weekend- food, fun, crafts, music (sorry, Milo, that the Marching Band, did NOT have any Gaga). One tent set up by a local insurance company was producing "kid ID kits". While you waited there, they took photos and fingerprinted your children. I wanted to do this because I can't imagine anything scarier than needing this data and not actually having it available. The entire time I was under this tent (probably 20 minutes for both boys) I felt like I might burst into tears. It was so anxiety producing to complete a kit that would help us if one of the boys disappeared, that it was actually hard not to mutter "never mind" and just run away from there. I felt as if someone was choking me and telling me a really sad story at the same time.
But you should see Milo*** in gymnastics class... and you should see Jake*** in ballet and tap and t-ball. It's a trick of the mind to worry about what bad might happen, when there is so much good happening all around. And I think it's a fool's choice to give into worry, when there is so much celebrating to do. These are the heroic lives we lead- planning a little for the worst, but doubting it will ever come and doing so with such loving intention that, that you make your kids feel all the safety the world may or may not offer.
I don't really know WTFTumblr is except it is a different platform for posting info...
Sort of like a cross between Blogger and Twitter, but I came across this and it made me cry... I read it several times and several times I just couldn't help but squeeze out a few tears.
Go Ahead, I dare you not to weep a little at the obviousness of these parental instincts and the "Well sure- it is about time" rarity of something written so simply, so honestly...
[CLICK ON ABOVE] to visit the page...
A few additional thoughts...
1) This is what is good about the Internet- there are so many options for creation and beauty. You can't focus on the debauchery without acknowledging the space (enormous space) that exists as it never has before to CREATE...
2) This was this mom's FIRST Tumblr posting. She likely told a few friends and within 2 days 37,500 people had commented on the post (that does not include the heaven-knows-how-many of us read it without comment)
3) This type of "going viral" is sort of appealing to me... it's like a "gold rush" for the "twenty-tens". You never know what shit is going to take off.
Even though it sounds as if there are only about 13 people in the crowd, this guy has a lot of nerve...
Got that? OUR marriage (Katy's and mine) "Turns religious liberty on it's head... turns the education system on it's head... and undermines every basic traditional value... for no legitimate purpose".
[Um, excuse me, sir (tap-tap on the shoulder)... the psycho-social and economic safety of our family and especially our children is a legitimate purpose.]
In allowing us to marry, apparently our state passed a law that is "in-amicable to a just and fair society" and to the "basic values" that are "necessary to the survival of the United States."
[Exaggerate much, Dick?!? Excuse me, Rick?!?]
"What NY did was wrong, I will oppose it. I will go to NY and if necessary help overturn it."
[Good luck with that, buddy and good luck with your political career, Mr. Santorum]
