T's cell phone: Ring ring.
(Call is from "wife" who happens to be driving in front of me as we left for our respective work destinations in our respective cars only moments earlier.)
t: Hello.
kt: Yo. I've got your wallet.
t: oh, good to know.
(we pull over and she one-arms it to me through 2 open car windows.)
t: Thank God you remembered, that could have been bad...
k: I found it in my purse when I went to get my lipstick... You're lucky I'm serious about that shit!
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