Sunday, February 19, 2006

Everyone looks good in Pink


Some people are afraid that I might post unflattering photos of them, so I wanted to set the standard right here and now... I vow to only post the most professional, glamorous photos of myself that I can find. I will air-brush when necessary, and will never allow myself to look foolish, sloppy, or unprincipled. I want to shine in these pages, and I care deeply not only about how I am perceived, but also, how good I look!

The rest of you are on your own.

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